Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Players PLEASE!

Original ID   : 5457
Created On    : 2005-12-02
Last Modified : 2005-12-03


An elderly referee’s desperate appeal for calm after a game of inter-school football amongst nine year olds became a no-holds-barred violence extravaganza.

Players PLEASE! subsequently became the standard response made by anyone kicked in the bollocks, always resulting in both kicker and kickee laughing together mannishly.

Tony G