Pitch Black Kung Fu
Original ID : 1838 Created On : 2003-04-10 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
One of the more dangerous forms of Kung Fu, especially in the hands of clumsy jumping juveniles whose only experience of martial arts is “backwards and fire for a roundhouse kick on Way of the Exploding Fist”.
Battles last around 5 minutes, after which people will be bruised and breathless, unless someone has watched Van Damme’s Bloodsport, in which case noses will generally be broken.