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Original ID   : 1792
Created On    : 2003-04-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A joystick-waggler game for the Atari ST, created by the Hot Spunk Crew .

Each level began with a sample from Jack Nicholson as The Joker, saying " Gentlemen – let’s broaden our minds “, after which you would immediately thrash your joystick from left to right. This action would animate one of a series of very short films, which included a bean-flicking incident and some hot three-way pixels.

Although obviously a humourous game, it was quite frustrating for people actually wanting to pleasure themselves, what with having your hands otherwise occupied. You could convince a friend to waggle the joystick for you; but if you’re that close you might as well just toss each other off anyway.

Additional features include colour cycling for those who want to watch green fingers slide into a deathly grey vagina.

Jon B