Law of the Playground

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Pinch-Punch, First of the Month

Original ID   : 1215
Created On    : 2003-01-26
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The application of a ?nipple-gripple? and dead arm on the first day of the month to the chant of “Pinch-Punch, First of the Month!”.

There was also the quasi-sophisticated retort “A punch and a kick for being so quick.” This implied that the pinch-puncher didn?t even know the appropriate time for such tomfoolery, and had gone blustering in like an overexcited toddler.

Jonny B

Also consider ’ A poke in the eye for being so sly ‘. Best to use your thumb for accuracy.

Rachel G