Pickpockets
Original ID : 6589 Created On : 2006-10-09 Last Modified : 2006-11-12
During my school days, I learned that the best way to stop pickpockets is to put a dog shit in a sandwich bag, and put it your coat pocket. You can guarantee they’ll never do it again.
Aye, right. So you walked around with a dog shit in your coat pocket all day, just in case someone tried to steal your handkerchief? You’ve emerged as the clear winner here. You daft sod. - Matt