Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 538
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Ask the askee; “Do you collect stamps?” – If yes, you get stamped on the foot. A more sophisticated variant is to ask the question: “Do you want a Shakespeare Stamp?” And when the victim says yes, shake him, “spear” him in the chest, and stamp on his feet.

Louis T

Of course, a reply in the negative would result in the provision of a stamp anyway, accompanied with the line " Well, here’s one to start your collection ."

Mooky B