pete beal's banana bowl

Original ID   : 537
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

Obscure allusion to homosexuality. The idea is that you go to Albert Square market to buy bananas from Pete Beal, and put them in a bowl. Instead of eating them, however, you put them up your arse.

Jon B

Pete Beal’s Banana Bowl was, in fact, a style of cricketing bowl in which the ball takes a curving approach to the wicket.

Paul D

Was it? Blimey.

Jon B

Yes, it was. And jingo bingo wasn’t a childhood game, you invented it when you were 20 years old and in the final year of a law degree.

Paul D

Thank you, you can go back to being a solicitor now, Paul. Must you have the career and rob me of my credibility on the internet? This is the only place I exist, you merciless swine!

Jon B

Cunt. I didn’t even write this. You’re putting these words into my mouth.