Law of the Playground

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Penis corner.

Original ID   : 1287
Created On    : 2003-02-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A more elaborate and good-natured version of simply scrawling a cock on your neighbour’s work. Cut a corner segment of blank paper and add your crudely-drawn phallus. When your classmate’s back is turned, place your corner of paper over the corner of his work, with a carefully-placed ruler hiding the join. After your friend has noticed the ruination of his work and let fly with a suitable outraged outburst, you can slide the paper away and reveal that it was all a joke. Relief generally diffuses anger, and a jolly good laugh is had by all.

Alexander P