Patois
Original ID : 5628 Created On : 2006-01-14 Last Modified : 2006-01-14
Our English teacher’s attempts to remonstrate with Edward were met with a long, protracted ’tut’, followed by an exclamation that she was a ‘blodclart’. When ask to repeat what he had said, she was also told that she was a ‘bumbaclart’, and told ’not to distress’ him any longer.
The teacher then informed the young man that she was fully conversant with Jamaican patois, due to the fact that she had lived with a black guy for several years, and had him suspended for a week.
For those that don’t know, my extensive research has revealed that a ‘blodclart’ is a ‘used tampon’, and that a ‘bumbaclart’ translates literally as an ‘anal tampon’.
God, I feel SO babylon. - Mansh