Law of the Playground

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Pascal the bear wrestler

Original ID   : 963
Created On    : 2002-12-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Just a fairly shit – if charming - insult song; sung to the tune from the Pet Shop Boy’s hit single ‘Go West’.

Pascal, wrestles grizzly bears.

Pascal, in the open air.

Pascal, in his underwear.

Pascal, that’s why we don’t care.

If we were really so indifferent to Pascal’s habits, however, it’s odd that we spent so much time singing about how much we didn’t care.

[anon]