Law of the Playground

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pain relief experiments

Original ID   : 524
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A gang of five or six kids would surround you, and proceed to scientifically beat the crap out of you, scientifically concentrating on places that were liable to cause the most pain. Just when you approached the threshold of tolerable pain, your shoes were scientifically torn off and thrown away, and five or six vicious teenage bastards would scientifically pummel the soles of your feet, to scientifically test the theory that this cancelled out pain anywhere else in your body. It fucking didn’t. Ever.

Marc S