Original ID : 842 Created On : 2002-12-10 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Catch 22 : Are you a PLP? Say yes, and you’re a public leaning post. Say no, and you’re denying that you’re a perfectly lovely person. Why you would want to do that is beyond me.
Chief C
The public leaning post interpretation only really works at full effect on shorter people.
For taller victims, use the slightly more rubbish proper living person . Or just don’t bother.
Alex B
Also; piece of lavatory paper.
[anon]
This baffles me. You could choose any three word insult, and say - are you a HRL? Then say - ha ha, you’re a hairy rectum licker ! Or, what, you’re not a highly regarded lover ?, depending on their answer.
There aren’t three letters you couldn’t do it to. XQZ - Xenophobic Queer Zoophile or Xtrasexy Quad-Speed Zazzmerchant?
So why was there so much focus on PLP? Is there a proper meaning for it? And while I’m at it, that second entry makes no sense, because you’re changing the answer to a NO response, when it’s only when they answer YES that the person’s height becomes material.
This whole entry is shrouded in befuddlement from start to finish. Except for piece of lavatory paper , which is bummy.
(Update from Richard Edwards - I’m almost positive it’s because there was a series of text books called PLP. It stood for the Primary Learning Package, or something. I don’t know, I just know there was a drawing of a frog on the cover. Thanks, Richard.)