P.E. Poo
Original ID : 5029 Created On : 2005-08-26 Last Modified : 2005-10-07
If you poo yourself during PE, simply run to the toilet and clean yourself. Don’t, as Martin Watts did, spend long, visible, seconds trying to somehow push the poo back into your anus, looking agonised, before explaining - out loud - that you have done a poo, and have been trying to push the poo somehow back into your anus.
The inclination not to attack an easy target, remember, does not occur in children.