Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
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Original ID   : 3713
Created On    : 2004-03-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


  1. Brand of orange. The advert’s slogan was “small ones are more juicy - naturally” accompanied by jug-heavy Mungo Jerry hit “In The Summertime”. Therefore,

  2. Thing to say to someone with small but perfectly acceptable breasts.

  3. Also can be said post-sex to a man whose small penis has just saturated your duvet, surprising you both. “Why, Mr Patterson! Small ones are more juicy!”

“Naturally,” replies Mr Patterson,laughing.

Jon B