Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 517
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


I was caught writing on a desk. I was trying to write “SEX ORGY”, but sensing trouble I scratched out “SEX” and left “ORG” unfinished. At the end of the class the teacher approached my desk and read “ORG” and then asked if I was trying to write “ORC”, assuming I was a Dungeons and Dragons type. Loathe to get caught out for writing a dirty word, I confessed to be being a D&D fan. I then had to sandpaper all the desks in the class. One of the lowest moments in my life.

Matt K