Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
ordeals, unconvincing

Original ID   : 516
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


To demonstrate how hard you are, claim that you can grip the hardest on a thorny stalk. Then look as indignantly agonised as you can, whilst maintaining the loosest possible grip on the thorns. Other ‘hard nut’ tests involved trying to karate chop stupidly thick branches, and Stealing Mrs. Rich’s Hairspray.

Nick