Law of the Playground

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Notes From Your Mum

Original ID   : 4876
Created On    : 2005-07-22
Last Modified : 2005-07-22


Simon Paul once turned up to a games lesson with this little beauty:

“Dear Mr. Grant, Please excuse Simon from games today as he has had cold and is feeling a little floppy.

Mrs. Paul”

I’d like to say we ripped him apart for it, but there was no need - he was already the long-haired son of a local vicar with his reputation already lying in tatters around his half-mast trousers.

So much for a merciful God.

Mr O