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no uniform days, misunderstood

Original ID   : 503
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Misunderstanding the concept of No Uniform Day, Graham McKillop arrived at school in a Lemming costume, complete with green hair. Good publicity for Psygnosis; bad, BAD publicity for Graham McKillop.

Paul Equinox C

Class spacker David Howell turned up to non-uniform day dressed as a cowboy.

Oddly, when we saw his little dejected face drop as he realised his mistake, our vicious hearts melted. We spent the rest of the day trying to pretend that a cowboy costume was the height of fashion, to reduce the risk of poor David being tormented by other pupils. It was a genuine moment of altruism towards someone less fortunate than ourselves.

Even now, just talking about it makes me feel sick.

Gotty G