Law of the Playground

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Nicholas

Original ID   : 1377
Created On    : 2003-02-17
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Double French is never a highlight of the week, unless a member of the previous class has left a pair of highly skidmarked girl’s underpants on the floor.

The true culprit was never discovered but kids need a victim, and that victim was Sylvia. As punishment she was shut in a classroom as we banged on the windows singing “Nicholas” (knicker-less, geddit?) and threw our (clean) gym knickers at the window.

Kathryn H

If your name is Nicholas, you should never admit to going commando on wash-day.

[anon]