Law of the Playground

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national anthem

Original ID   : 3296
Created On    : 2003-12-26
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


If a music teacher is using the National Anthem to illustrate some point or another, it is your duty to the Queen to stand up every time it’s played. It’s doubly important to do this if the treasonous order is given not to.

If the national anthems of other countries are played, be a part of the global village by standing for those, too. If you are told not to stand to these, say “ar, sir, don’t be racist “.

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