My Friend Billy Had A Ten-Foot Willy
Original ID : 2460 Created On : 2003-09-19 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
The definitive version of this hardy perennial primary school classic follows:
My friend Billy had a ten-foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's only 2 foot 4.
In some areas, the willy was left at a rather more impressive 5'4", which would have been of little consolation to Billy, who would have suffered considerable rake trauma and the loss of his helmet.