Law of the Playground

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my aunt nellie

Original ID   : 2527
Created On    : 2003-09-26
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


My Aunt Nellie had a hole in her belly

And a hole in the biscuit tin

She was sitting on the grass

With her finger up her arse

And her tits going ding-a-ling-a-ling.

If anybody has any theories as to where the biscuit tin fits in to all this, I’d love to know.

Jon

The biscuit tin is where she keeps her biscuits, I should wager.

[anon]

Oh, Richard Irons. People like you deserved all the abuse they suffered at school. *All* of it.

Nick H

Another song may explain what the biscuit tin was for;

Oli oli oli,
Put your tits in the trolley,
and your balls in the biscuit tin

And i can’t remember the rest.

griff

This variation of the Aunt Nellie rhyme is for a man called Mike, and dispenses entirely with the frivolous whimsy of the biscuit tin.

Mike, Mike

Does your mother ride a bike?

With her finger up her ring

Ding a ling ling.

Is it the bike going ding a ling ling, or is that the noise Mike’s mum makes when she sticks her finger up her ring? We never found out.

Medibot E