Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Mummy Hamsters

Original ID   : 4080
Created On    : 2004-11-10
Last Modified : 2011-11-07


My (technically correct, you'll note) answer to the question “Where do hamsters come from?” in a Primary School Geography lesson. Had I not been watching a dog running outside, I'd have known the answer she was looking for was 'The Sahara Desert'. Hilarity, as you can well imagine, ensued.

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