Original ID : 486 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Looking at “fuck fuck willy willy wank wank piss” reminded me of a phrase I concocted in those ‘fuck the system’ times everyone has in the fifth form. The phrase, scribbled in red felt-tip pen in my history exercise book, was MOOQUACKAPOOTOOWEEWILLYPLOP* which is as rousing a cry to revolution as the masses have ever heard. Shortly afterwards many of my friends found God and stopped indulging in such puerile behaviour. Remaining heathen and filled with revolutionary fervour, I soon abandoned all pretence of doing history homework, instead decorating the pages of my exercise book with such masterpieces as “ah am de weel tar-zan” and “ziggyziggyzoo”. These manifestoes, though beautifully illustrated, did not endear me to the history teacher. * pronounced, naturally enough, as ‘moo-quacka-poo-too-wee-willy-plop’