Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 484
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


I was told that monks in France used to suck mercury off the floor using their anuses, hold it in their rectums for short amounts of time, then let it back out again. Apparently doing this aided relaxation and provided relief from stress. I did believe his story until I realised that sucking things up with your arse isn’t really feasible.

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