Mong Dolly
Original ID : 3932 Created On : 2004-10-14 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A toy that - if you weren’t educationally subnormal - would be snatched from you and confiscated, with an unsympathetic order to " grow up “.
You are only allowed a mong dolly if a) you are a mong, and b) you’re willing to cry for six hours if anyone so much as touches it.