Miss Pugh
Original ID : 5204 Created On : 2005-10-10 Last Modified : 2006-01-02
Miss Pugh was originally renamed Miss Spew, until we realised that Pugh rhymes with nearly everything. We got this far before our young vocabularies ran out;
I saw you, and Scooby Doo, in the loo at half past two, in london Zoo shagging Miss Pugh while doing a poo in your shoe.
Nowadays, of course, we’d have had lines like “you eschew my poos of reddish hue to guzzle the goo of a kangaroo”. But back then, it was all about foot-scat cottaging threesomes with dogs.