Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
mini kievs

Original ID   : 1385
Created On    : 2003-02-18
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Hands-on parody of the popular TV advert in which a mother would shout “mini kievs” and her family would drop everything and rush to the dining table. Quite simply, a classmate would poke his head round the door just as a lesson was about to start. He or she would shout “mini kievs”, and the entire class would run cheerfully out of the lesson. Never to return.

Andy C