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Merry Hill House

Original ID   : 1827
Created On    : 2003-04-09
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The residential home of choice for pupils studying Community Studies between 1980-87. Once weekly visits included pupils interviewing residents, helping the staff and writing a weekly report. This culminated in the pupils coming back to Merry Hill House at the end of the school year to give presentations to the staff and residents.

One girl did a talk on ’lovely old Elspeth and her fondness for peppermint creams’ Barry Rush did a song written for the residents which warmed the hearts of everyone. Then Roy Bird presented us with his highly complicated, mathematical graph of the most common causes of death amongst residents and even predicted at what age the remaining residents would die and of what cause.

Our school was subsequently banned from sending pupils to the MMH.

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