Law of the Playground

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merry christmas, pucky poo

Original ID   : 476
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A rap written and performed by Nick Prendeghast in our festive assembly, about the birth of Jesus. It went: “There-he-lay / In-the-hay / Merry Christmas, Pucky Poo”. No-one understood it, and those were the only lyrics. The choir couldn’t sing after that for pissing themselves laughing, and Nick was suspended soon after.

Nicola