Megahertz
Original ID : 4138 Created On : 2004-11-21 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Sounding uncannily like ‘mega hurts’, when used in questions, can cause physics-minded kids to unwittingly consent to a solid beating.
What’s that, Spod? You want 10,000 Mega Hurts? Well, OK, but it’s going to be painful…
or
Simon, can you help me with something that’s been bothering me? I was just wondering what you call a thousandth of a mega hurts. [receives answer] He says he wants a killer hurts, Stephen. Would you be so kind?
Before you look them all up, the only other ones that kinda work are “terror hurts”, but that’s a bit rubbish because you’d have to pull a scary face while you’re punching, and “fem two hurts”, which is tenuously useful if you’re punching two lady’s tits.