Maypole dancing, assault by
Original ID : 5455 Created On : 2005-12-01 Last Modified : 2005-12-05
School bully and all round fat cunt Rebecca Stubbs was flattened by me applying my maypole ribbon across her overdeveloped chest as we danced around the Maypole. Kudos lasted only until break time when I had to hide.
Sadly, despite the limited opportunity for premeditated assault, Maypole dancing was the only Pagan rite tolerated by our school. My requests for a wicker man went entirely unheeded.
What about Morris dancing? A dried pig’s bladder upside da bitch’s head wouldda been DOPE - Mansh