Law of the Playground

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matches burning twice

Original ID   : 3097
Created On    : 2003-11-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Large Child : Do you know how to make a match burn twice?

Small Child : Gasp - surely that isn’t possible?

Large Child : But it is!

Small Child : Then show me! Show me this magical match!

Big child strikes a match, blows it out, then sticks it on the arm of the small child.

Roy H