Law of the Playground

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Mashed potatoes?

Original ID   : 992
Created On    : 2002-12-20
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A dinner queue offer best riposted with " no, it’s just the way my trousers hang “.

Also applicable to offers of boiled sprouts, grated carrot, hot plums etc

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