Law of the Playground

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MAG

Original ID   : 1986
Created On    : 2003-07-07
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Shouted and accompanied by a flexing of a little finger. Denotes the possession of a unimpressive member. An abbreviation of Maggot, which little willies look like.

Variations include, maggee , Mr. Magoo , magga magga magga and magwaaaaah , shouted in a Zippy from Rainbow style voice.

The only reversal is, sadly, lacking in finesse. Simply shout back “No you’re the MAG! I’m a MONSTER!” Meaning, obviously, that your penis is huge, and very hairy indeed.

Brian B

[anon]