Law of the Playground

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Lyric Writing, Elementary

Original ID   : 5762
Created On    : 2006-02-17
Last Modified : 2006-03-08


An early work from self-styled Tim-Rice-of-the-playground Colin Clifford, about his good friend Colin Black:

Colin Black, Colin Black, Went to Vietnam and back, with a knick knack paddywhack and napalm up his bum, came home mad and killed his mum.

Colin Black didn’t go to Vietnam, and remains innocent of matricide.

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