Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 1825
Created On    : 2003-04-09
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The name for a child so fat and ungainly that when he falls over, a quick-witted bully has the presence of mind to shout “timber”, then pretend that the ground shook.

Technically an insult, should you carry the name into adulthood, you’ll be surprised how many people assume you have a gigantic cock. Thanks, that bully!

Jon B