Law of the Playground

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lobster

Original ID   : 457
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The unwelcome erection in the changing rooms. Said in a high-pitched squeal with emphasis on the “lob”. An erection was treated with the same level of confusion, fear, and disgust as if a lobster had, indeed, walked into the changing rooms with a towel wrapped around its waist, and started whistling.

Jon B