Law of the Playground

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Litter Box, the

Original ID   : 2193
Created On    : 2003-08-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In Kindergarten I had a teacher from the Netherlands. Her main method of punishment consisted of sending the perpetrator to " The Litter Box “.

This was a large kitty litter box (large enough for a small child of 6 to fit inside entirely) filled with cat litter and small spoonfuls of peanut butter. You were forced to clean out the tray with a scooper and place the peanut butter “turds” into a baggy. Obviously, the class watching you shuffling little nutty faux-browns around was humiliating, unless you reclaimed control by gently licking the peanut butter, and maybe popping it into your mouth.

Sadly, as this was Kindergarten, no-one thought of that.

Mike W

I’m sorry, and I know it’s not my place, but this is clearly bullshit of the highest order… Surely…

Perhaps you’re right, Ginger Snaps. We do turn down a lot of entries on the grounds of unmitigated bullshit , or at least put a note on saying “ here may be bullshits ”, but this may have gotten through. We’ll leave it in, but thanks for your comment. - Log

Ginger S