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lemon slips

Original ID   : 3912
Created On    : 2004-10-13
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A flawless system of truancy detection.

Missing a class would involve its teacher writing your name and details of your crime on a yellow piece of paper.

( Lemon Slips sounded infinitely more menacing than yellow paper , though - both effete and mysterious, you can imagine the shudders running down a gentleman’s spine.)

These lemon slips were sent to the school secretary, and they were then inserted in the register each morning.

Registers were then left completely unguarded in every form room for a 15 minute period ahead of registration, every day.

There was very little reported truancy at my school.

Conor F