Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
laser eyes

Original ID   : 1768
Created On    : 2003-04-04
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The evil glare a teacher would give you after some minor wrongdoing. The more brave the recipient the worse the burn, causing some pupils to fall off their chair screaming “my eyes, I can’t see” or suchlike. Pupils can give the teacher laser eyes in return by holding pencils, pens and rulers next to their eyes directed at the teacher until he asks you to “stop being so bloody stupid and put those things down, Christ!”

Nath D