Law of the Playground

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Land Crab

Original ID   : 1548
Created On    : 2003-03-10
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The monster that we had to be during a session of Live Role-Playing.

This involved us waiting for an hour in a damp cave for the bold party of adventurers, being restricted to a naff sideways movement, and having five lads with wooden swords twat you long after your Hit Points had technically disappeared.

Another reason to hate role-playing scum.

Chris W

Jon Dale was discovered furiously knocking one out over a pencil drawing of an “Elven Cheerleader” in a bedraggled copy of White Dwarf magazine. We never played “Blood Bowl” again.

Nick H