Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
ladybirds, farting

Original ID   : 447
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


I heard this on the bus today, and a child said it, so I think it counts. Two boys were talking to each other, and the younger one said “I had a ladybird on my hand. I stroked it, and it trumped on me.” I laughed out loud, and their father looked disapprovingly at me. I felt like I was in assembly.

Jon B