Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
la bamba, as description of pubic area

Original ID   : 3502
Created On    : 2004-02-13
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


“Ma ma ma ma ma la bamba

Spaghetti, meatballs,

And a great big banana…”

Spaghetti, of course, refers to pubic hair; meatballs to testicles and ‘great big banana’ to an implausibly long and curvy penis. Generally accompanied by a bizarre dance, in which said genital features were outlined with the hands.

Matt S

At our school the song was the same, except the gigantic banana was ‘all chopped up in pieces’, and the ‘spaghetti meatballs’ were generally considered to be breasts. The wild size/texture/immersion in sauce disparity between meatballs and bosoms wasn’t the point.

We were singing about chopped-up winkles and little brown boobs, and that’s all that matters.

stickle b