Law of the Playground

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King Cnut

Original ID   : 1534
Created On    : 2003-03-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Graffiti daubed on the school wall, circa 1980 :

Whoever said punk’s dead is a Cnut

At least that’s what I thought it said. Eight years old and convinced that it was a grave insult to compare someone to the viking king of England (1016-1035).

I tried to explain to my peers that Cnut had been a good king, that the popular myth of him trying to turn back the sea was wrong, and thus this was not a very effective insult. It was about that time that the beatings began.

Phil G