Kieran Lavery
Original ID : 1246 Created On : 2003-01-30 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Any time a teacher picked on him, Kieran effortlessly outdid them.
Annoying face-fungus’d history teacher: “Kier Hardie was a bastard. What’s a bastard, Lavery?”
Kieran: “Man with a beard, sir.”
Poker-backed Principal trying to be witty, pointing to dog-end in the playground: “Is that cigarette butt yours, Lavery?”
Kieran, feigning politeness: “Oh, no, sir, you saw it first.”
When we recorded a punk version of the school song (originally to a Bavarian drinking tune), Kieran did the vocals, and it degenerated into a chant about the same Principal: “Tommy Garrett, Tommy Garrett, Tommy Garrett, Tommy Garrett, anal stricture, anal stricture, anal stricture, anal stricture…”
He took a commission in the Army.