Law of the Playground

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kicksies

Original ID   : 434
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A variant of football in which the pursuit of goals was scorned in favour of nutmegging* the weakest child, who would then become the gaylord until he could touch the oak tree, which stopped you being gay. Sounds easy? Well, the only thing is, when you’re the gaylord, everyone has to kick you, trip you up, and generally stop you getting to the tree.

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