Law of the Playground

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kick the martin

Original ID   : 433
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Martin would be asked a question. If he answered it correctly he was kicked once. If he answered incorrectly he was kicked twice. If he didn’t answer at all he was kicked until he did. Best question therefore were along the lines of “Do you shag dogs” or “Do you rim old men?” where the only way to minimise the abuse was to give the “correct” answer of Yes.

Paul H