Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Just shout **NO** at them

Original ID   : 3820
Created On    : 2004-04-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Advice given to my entire senior school on how to deal with bullies. In a folder. With instructions. Quote…

“If someone is bullying you or making you feel bad, just shout * no! * at them as loud, and as long as you can. Try practicing this in front of a mirror.”

“If this doesn’t work, go and tell a teacher, who will take you and the bully to the head, where you will both be questioned.”

Worst - advice - ever. Especially considering that the bullies were given the same folder. The bullies must have dreamed of the day that a runt would scream “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” at them. Or better still, find the runt practicing in front of a mirror. Adults are shit.

Mistress B