Junkmey Rovers
Original ID : 4925 Created On : 2005-08-01 Last Modified : 2005-08-01
In response to the ruling of the cool kids that all boys had to support a football team, Gareth Gurd, a spoddy kid who knew nothing of cool or football, panicked. Thinking on his feet, he announced that he supported “Junkmey Rovers”.
This ruse may have worked had he not attempted to converse with the cool kids about Junkmey’s results. He finally came undone when he stated to Martin Bradshaw that they had recently thrashed Martin’s team 15-nil.
And thus Junkmey Rovers, in spite of having no ground, players, kit or in fact existence of any kind, still had a fan who got his head kicked in on their behalf.